I'M READY FOR A NEW LOVE SPELL
One male sweet potato
One female sweet potato
How, you may ask quite reasonably, can I tell the difference between a boy kumera and a girl kumera?
Boy kumeras ( sweet potato) are long and skinny, a bit like a male member, and girl kumeras are
round-not unlike the womb. The male kumera represents (and, in fact, is) yang energy, and yin
energy is contained by the female kumera. If you are feeling weepy, vulnerable and sooky-not the
most dynamic combination-you are unlucky to attract anyone. To get back on the sexual track,
get yourself a big long male kumera and bake it slowly in foil, then eat it.
Feel that strength and energy enter you, and visualize your new lovers' prowess and skill!
If, on the other hand, you are full of fury and can't stand the sight of the opposite sex, representing
as they do one big risk called heartache, get yourself a lovely round lady kumera.
Bake her slowly, in foil, in the oven. Eat her up slowly, and allow your softer, more
vulnerable feelings to surface. You'll soon be quite dewy-eyed with imagining the
outpouring of love you'll soon experience. However if you feel okay but want a partner
who is more balanced, shall we say, than your previous ones, eat both male and female
kumeras to create a wonderful yin and yang combination. Be a wee bit careful here -
this works very well and kumera can increase your fertility, so if you are not into immediate
parenthood, take precautions.